The Decline of ArsDigita

We’ve had Philip’s account – everyone’s fault except the founders. Then Eve’s account – everyone’s fault except the founders. And now there’s Michael’s account – everyone’s fault including the founder’s!
Wow, an objective (and not to mention entertaining) account!

Philip was describing how cool it would be to have a koi pond suspended from the ceiling of the atrium, so you could see the fish swimming from beneath and from all sides. Brian Stein replied, “You know what would be even better? A solid-gold trash can, burning cash 24/7.” I don’t think we would have laughed so long and hard if Brian had not struck a chord