Real Ultimate Power

Reading Brian’s blog I came across his posting on Real Ultimate Power

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

…I finally realized what the George Bush and Michael Moore sites where parodying

Facts:
1. George W Bush is a mammal.
2. George W Bush fights Terrorists ALL the time.
3. The purpose of George W Bush is to flip out
   and kill terrorists.

Facts:
1. Michael Moore is a mammal.
2. Michael Moore makes documentaries ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Michael Moore is to flip out
   and bash right-wing conservatives.